Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

1. Something along the same lines
   http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/7-women-arrested-in-apparent-justin-bieber-cougar-ring/

2. Something along the same lines
   http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/7-women-arrested-in-apparent-justin-bieber-cougar-ring/

3. Something along the same lines
   http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/7-women-arrested-in-apparent-justin-bieber-cougar-ring/

4. Something along the same lines
   http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/7-women-arrested-in-apparent-justin-bieber-cougar-ring/

5. Something along the same lines
   http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/7-women-arrested-in-apparent-justin-bieber-cougar-ring/

6. Don’t believe to FAKE news like this..
   just look at the eyes..
   The eyes of that OLD MAN .. is way too small..
   than that of Bieber’s.. which is clear.. and obviously YOUNG.

   Im not a fan of Bieber.. REALLY..
   but foolish things like this irritates me most >.<
   Don't judge quickly . =D.

   –Aayszthie IcedtEa

7. Don’t believe to FAKE news like this..
   just look at the eyes..
   The eyes of that OLD MAN .. is way too small..
   than that of Bieber’s.. which is clear.. and obviously YOUNG.

   Im not a fan of Bieber.. REALLY..
   but foolish things like this irritates me most >.<
   Don't judge quickly . =D.

   –Aayszthie IcedtEa

8. Don’t believe to FAKE news like this..
   just look at the eyes..
   The eyes of that OLD MAN .. is way too small..
   than that of Bieber’s.. which is clear.. and obviously YOUNG.

   Im not a fan of Bieber.. REALLY..
   but foolish things like this irritates me most >.<
   Don't judge quickly . =D.

   –Aayszthie IcedtEa

9. Don’t believe to FAKE news like this..
   just look at the eyes..
   The eyes of that OLD MAN .. is way too small..
   than that of Bieber’s.. which is clear.. and obviously YOUNG.

   Im not a fan of Bieber.. REALLY..
   but foolish things like this irritates me most >.<
   Don't judge quickly . =D.

   –Aayszthie IcedtEa

   1. Dude, onion news is a parody of all news. They’re not here to LIE!!! take it as a joke. Look it up.

   2. do u knw the word call lens..there r different types of lenses .he is wearin a lens

10. hahaha….jb is 0ld man..that is the truth..

11. this is absolutely hilarious 🙂

12. look at the teeth they are so differant the old man has dirty teeth and in justins pictures his teeth are white wow this is so mother F***in FAKE.

    1. seriously, you’re comparing his teeth? That’s funnier than the video!

13. is he really the real justin bieber?? so suck..i hate him..

14. piki

15. no it’s not him
    the onion news is fake!!!!!

    1. i do not like justin bieber sarah jean bown hates justin bieber he can go to helllllllllllllllllllllllll

16. i would like to say that: “ONION NEWS NETWORK SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!” are you sure about that news you’re spreading?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be ashame!! your network SUCKS!!!!! your network should be erase!!!!!!!!! you’re giving informations that are not so true!!!!!!!!!! you’re fake!!

    1. lol obviously you have never heard of the Onion News Network. You are quite adept at pointing out the obvious that it is fake. You get a gold star lmao

17. What is this song, pls name of song pls, i want to know, what song sing this granda 😀 ?

18. I dont mean to be nasty, but do the people who are commenting on here like it’s a serious topic actually not understand this? I mean even if you like Justin Bieber, have a sense of humor, it’s a JOKE, and anyone needing to be told that…. wow! Comedy really is lost on some people…

    1. ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE WHY WOULD YU SIT AND MAKE UPSOMETHING STUPID, THATS FCKED UP

       1. It’s called satire. It’s been around for a while.

          1. That silly kind of site need to close up immediatly!!!!!!!!!!! U fucker!!!!!!! It really waste energy to born a human with no brain like u, how can a human be like u!!!!!!! Also the hell won’t get u ur bastard!!!!! If u die this world will stay in peace!!!!!!!!!!

             1. U dog create this kind of vid!!!! Also the dog have brain but u don’t!!!!!!!!!

19. what is the old man singing?

20. the video is so not real cuz his eyes are not the same colour as justin’s and did u all hear it, the men is acting like JB, there is a real justin bieber somewere, i know there is!!

21. How do you guys, who says its fake explain Andrew Matheson, the police Chief of Los Angeles?

    If it were’nt there, I would think it was fake.
    (sorry about my bad english)

    1. It’s because it’s from the ONN which is well known as a satirical FAKE news site. They have a fake print news site, video section, and fake radio section. The whole point is to make them look as real as possible which just makes them even more funny.

       1. So that mean this video is fake 100% right? Thank god!!!! If that story really happen i really don’t know how to do. This mother fucker site are u nut why u create this kind of video? Don’t u have brain to think or don’t u too free? Go to die all of u!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t even think to make this kind of silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U bastard!!!!!!!!!

22. hey why won’t they quit it…if the old pedophile is under arrest why just jb don’t come out now and we’ll know if onion news is right or if its a joke..ps.i dont like jb but that old man gives me shivers

23. i think it isn’t so really… justin’s eyes are so beautiful and this man’s eyes are disgusting

    1. HEY u no i dotn think so i think tht it’s the other way around u got tht!!!!!!!!!!!

24. Its hard to believe, cause nowadays technology is so good that people can even be photoshopped in videos.

25. i cnt believe it i loved him bt hez a daft ediot!!!
    he brke al da lil kidz heatss nw he jus luks lyk a fkn PIGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

26. i think it isn’s really becouse it’s absolutly fols … people can be photoshopped in videos… it’s hard to bealive.

27. i like little boys

28. i think its true i also heard that cote payed 1,000,250 pounds to chance his vocal cords and to buy mask wig and body

    1. i think ur right
       and cool

       1. Do u fool enough u idiot!!!!!!!!!!

29. jb is not fake even though i don’t like him it is true he is a 16 year old boy search onion news wiki it will say fiction and non fiction

30. this news is fake! I don’t believe it!

31. im reallly dont know what can i doo beleive OR not ?!! thats really xucks i HAAAAAAATEEE himm !!!!
    RUDE!

32. Some people believe this bcoz they think day dis is not a parody!! They all they know is this is a true news… so stop making like this stupid video!!
    I HATE ONION NEWS!!! IT SUCKS…

33. why are there people who keeps saying junk upon other people?
    i dont think its true..
    its a fuckin’ LIE!!!!!

34. the only thing that can prove about Justin Bieber’s reality is: let the real Bieber and the old man stand side by side…..there’s only one truth…..

35. the only thing that can prove about Justin Bieber’s reality is: let the real Bieber and the old man stand side by side…..there’s only one truth…..

36. it is a lie because look at the eye and why didnt they show the girls face any girl can say whAT she said scared

37. it is a lie because look at the eye and why didnt they show the girls face any girl can say whAT she said scared

38. what is the old man singing?

39. this is so fake that I didn’t even watch it till the end -.-

40. OMG it’s so damn funny to see just how many people think that ONN is real. I mean come on people! Seriously go to their website and see what they are before posting here and making yourself sound like a complete idiot.

41. Oh and just a little something for you god awful beliebers posting here, you’ll have just a little less competition for bieber’s affection now. http://notthenewsireland.wordpress.com/2010/08/31/7-women-arrested-in-apparent-justin-bieber-cougar-ring/

42. actually i’m not a jb fans but i thinks that news it’s a joke!!!! i hate it….

    1. it’s a fake…… i really hate it…… i really really don’t like it…..

       1. yeah well i hate justin beber and justin beiber is a F** so there late tht !!!!!

43. um to the people who actually believe this….. would you seriously believe a news network called “The ONION News Network” ? really ???? Justin Bieber is NOT a 51 year old pedophile…. i repeat.,… NOT

44. Woah! I had always suspected this to be true but now I am completely convinced!

45. obviously bieber is NOT a 51 year old man
    im not a fan but it is definitely not true
    nd to all you ppl who actually believed this story GET A LIFE!!
    THIS STORY IS A FAKE ND JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT AN OLD WRINKLY GUY
    even if he was u ppl SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET A LIFE

46. who cares if u liked em u still will

47. nobody knos bt wether hes old or young he has a good voice and ppl love him regardless n the ones that dnt who are u to judge

48. i think that its stupid to make a video like this cause so many people have been spreading that he is old all around the place !!!!!
    what about the real justin bieber bet he may be getting alot of hate mail now cause everyone believed the video……..
    i think its rather hilarious that they would even try and trick people like that :S

49. WOW OMG who ever else who hates just in beiber put ur hands up i HATE JUSTIN BIEBER @!!!!!!!!!

50. taht’s not true!!!!!baka “B”….lol…..

51. why don’t you all make a request for him to show himself up?

52. i hate him very much.but i don’t know why ?? Gloria

53. Aah that old man freaks me out!!! I mean it is definitely fake but those people went through alot if trouble to make this crap. And to all those suckers out there who fell 4 the video don’t feel bad but it is kinda obvious I mean look at the teeth of that old man and then compare them to Justin’s perfect whites I mean come on!!! Onion News Network or whatever you guys call yourself y’all sick ok??:(

54. WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID?????all of those videos that are out there of him singing when he was younger…..that can’t be another person….he is a 16 year old…not 51. thats bull. don’t belive these guys..

55. this sickens me! you guys suck and thats such a freakin lie!….that is just sick 😛 Justin Bieber isn’t an old man!

56. This, this is beautiful. The comments left here have been infinitely more amusing than even the best material The Onion can muster. And that’s golden, that’s a rare achievement.

    I feel like weeping tears of joy, knowing that people exist that are so panoramically moronic.

    Thank you, I love you all. :,-)

57. Ahahahahahahaha…ahahahahahahaha…ahahahahahahahahaha…I think it’s safe to say that all the above comments ,bar a few sane ones, came from emotional 11 and 12 year girls. I mean honestly don’t you have anything better to be doing than defending a person that doesn’t even know you exist! Have some dignity. 😛 This is a brilliant satirical website that allows people the freedom to laugh at life’s mundanities. Thumbs up onion and nialler9!!! XD

58. Well put, Aisling, it would appear a lot of these commenters don’t even know what the Onion is, much less Nialler9.

    Justin Bieber is not a musician, in fact he scarcely qualifies as pondlife in comparison to the music that routinely appears not only on this site, but everywhere. Justin Bieber is what happens when culture finally haemorrhages completely and the great unwashed finally are not only blind to the obvious truth (manufactured, etc.), but refuse to look past the illusion out of sheer laziness, and each and every single pro-Bieber commenter here ought to be ashamed for throwing their intellect, negligible though it may be, at a pile of hormones, Auto-Tune and After Effects.

    Now, all the little tweenies go check the Adebisi Shank stream on this site and kindly use your brains before they finally liquefy and leave stains on the carpet.

59. He did it all for the nookie. What a hero.

60. Ah infact satire is very amusing…hahahaha Justin an old man….2hell wid u onion niewz

61. i really dont believe dis f**kn nuz justin is great i like him

62. LMFAO. I like got scared when the old guy is singing. So funny 🙂

63. this seems real but its 100% fake no es real !!!!! justin bieber is a regular 16 year old boy so dnt believe it

64. i used to wanna marry jb but after i saw this video i dont want to marry a sleazy 51 yr old poop face ugh G R O S S

65. Why didn’t they tell that pedophiles name!?! 

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