If things ever go tits up for Coldplay, here’s the market they can move into.

Niall Byrne is the founder of the most-influential Irish music site Nialler9, where he has been writing about music since 2005. He is the co-host of the Nialler9 Podcast and has written for the Irish Times, Irish Independent, Sunday Times, Totally Dublin, Cara Magazine, Red Bull and more. Niall is a DJ, co-founder of Lumo Club, event curator, Indie Sleaze club promoter, and producer of gigs and monthly listening parties & events in Dublin.
brilliant. that was totally wicked funny.
1st song sounds like bono
the nickelback and guns and roses are my fav.
The Guns N’Roses one is plausible…someone’s gonna have to shell out Chinese Democracy…