“Bon Jovi aren’t good enough for the Red Cow Inn”

“Bon Jovi aren’t fit for Whelan’s On New Year’s Eve!”

“Don’t worry Hilda, BP Fallon will still get us VIP tickets.”

“I’m going to get completely shitfaced and listen to the new Flying Lotus album full blast.”

Hitler finds out Bon Jovi will headline Slane 2013. Thanks for the laughs Eamon Sweeney.

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